I'm running out of things to do before I actually have to write my essay, so I worked out what superpowers we'd all have if we were superheroes.
X, starting with you, you would be a reality warper, incredibly powerful and able to change everything you wanted. Randomise it, if you will.
Myself, Ablean Buckslinger, I am a time manipulator, speeding it up, slowing it down and grinding it completely to a halt whenever I like.
Wolfgang is a technopath with complete control over the world's computers and machinery.
M'Lady, you are omnilingual, able to read, speak and understand any language in the universe with ease.
Vortex Duck, you're intangible, you can phase through walls and solid objects as if they were air.
Asmodai, you can manipulate the very air, whipping up winds whenever you feel like it.
M'Lord, I can see you manipulating probability, making the unlikely likely. You would've won the lottery six times already this year by now.
Lilith, wherever she be, has invisibility. Explains a lot.
Anacharis, mind controller, keep your mind closed when he's around.
Lethe, superhuman reflexes are your forte, allowing you to even dodge bullets after they've left the gun at close range.
Mighty CR, you adopted the "mighty" in your name after developing super strength. You could kick King Kong's ass.
Underwear, possesses X-ray vision ... and spends most of her time examining other peoples underwear haha.
GSE, because someone needs to be able to, you can fly. At the speed of sound in fact.
Finally, Frankie, I can imagine that you're a wallcrawler, scaling skyscrapers on a daily basis just for something to do.
ADDITION: Nonny, you can fire energy blasts at people, sending them flying. Good fun.
And now on with my essay!
Any comments?
X, starting with you, you would be a reality warper, incredibly powerful and able to change everything you wanted. Randomise it, if you will.
Myself, Ablean Buckslinger, I am a time manipulator, speeding it up, slowing it down and grinding it completely to a halt whenever I like.
Wolfgang is a technopath with complete control over the world's computers and machinery.
M'Lady, you are omnilingual, able to read, speak and understand any language in the universe with ease.
Vortex Duck, you're intangible, you can phase through walls and solid objects as if they were air.
Asmodai, you can manipulate the very air, whipping up winds whenever you feel like it.
M'Lord, I can see you manipulating probability, making the unlikely likely. You would've won the lottery six times already this year by now.
Lilith, wherever she be, has invisibility. Explains a lot.
Anacharis, mind controller, keep your mind closed when he's around.
Lethe, superhuman reflexes are your forte, allowing you to even dodge bullets after they've left the gun at close range.
Mighty CR, you adopted the "mighty" in your name after developing super strength. You could kick King Kong's ass.
Underwear, possesses X-ray vision ... and spends most of her time examining other peoples underwear haha.
GSE, because someone needs to be able to, you can fly. At the speed of sound in fact.
Finally, Frankie, I can imagine that you're a wallcrawler, scaling skyscrapers on a daily basis just for something to do.
ADDITION: Nonny, you can fire energy blasts at people, sending them flying. Good fun.
And now on with my essay!
Any comments?
But I like the idea. Plus I can't fall when I stick to walls so I'll probably be
fine. 
I like the others a lot. They could very well all be true.
