Imagine that ten Chess sets have unwittingly wandered into a bizarre Looking-Glass version of Doc Frankenstein's lab, and that Igor is secretly the
world's best strategist. You've just imagined Salmon P. Chess, the Game That You
Can't Play Unless You're A Genius Or Insane.
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Salmon P. Chess
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 Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 70 (01/30/08 13:49:30) |
1 It was a dark and stormy night,
2 And the Captain said to the mate, 3 "Tell us a story." 4 And the story is as follows: 5 (go to line 1) |
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anacharis |
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Posts: 825 (01/30/08 21:46:03) |
Holy Hell.
Holy. Hell. Xirataacab apkixámuab nok muabxáki nok urtilab nok hkatilab tilabuvyotilab nok tilabaotsulunuo palabanki nok tsaazibigoai, amuacabanki palabankabxiramuab. Nok tsaazibigoaitsababormuab. Nok tsaazibigoaináabnóxiraoztaab |
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 71 (01/30/08 23:47:40) |
I know. I'm already casting around for materials out of which to build my board (I wish my house had more giant sheets of balsa wood kicking
around), and pondering over what names to give the few Cavalry pieces for which he hasn't yet found monikers. I've gotten one of my friends
vaguely interested, but that's only because he worships numbers like lesser men worship golden calves - I just need eight more people in my general
vicinity.
"Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 363 (01/30/08 23:54:25) |
My brother and I theorize that you'll be so hypnotized by the board itself that you won't be able to play.
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 Ablean Buckslinger |
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Posts: 2745 (01/31/08 02:28:06) |
I'm scared.
Some people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons. |
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Frankie Constantine |
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Posts: 110 (01/31/08 08:24:44) |
Insane
- Frankie -
Dutch ambassador to the Seventh Sanctum. "Vag?" "Yes tall one?" "SHUT UP!" "Ok." "Thank you! Now let me get back to Gunnar." |
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Gem Sealed Emperor |
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Posts: 34 (01/31/08 16:08:00) |
Huh. I'll stick with straight chess, maybe playing chinese chess if I get my hands on a board. I could be tempted to play Dragon('Cause I'm a
geek like that), Alice(Simplicity), or even Star-Trek Chess (Got friends with time and materials. Why not?)
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