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Elgibbo	My two poems	Lead	[-]
Posts: 71 (04/19/07 17:04:44) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None I wrote two poems that I felt like sharing with you guys seeing as I'm new here, so you can get to know me and my (often random) writing better. This first song/poem, entitled "EMO" is a sarcastic and subtly mocking tone towards EMO's. Not Emocore's but the posers. [font size=6][font size=5] [b]I Wannabe Emo[/b] [/font][/font] I like to conform with the non-conformists When I indulge in a little self-loathe I try to pretend to slit my wrists But Im not cool enough to be a Goth So I settle for a darkcore punk image Though I listen to the get up kids Cos I Wannabe Emo Im a Wannabe Emo I like to pretend my life is hard As I stand on street corners Like Im emotionally scarred I could be a professional mourner As the mascara drips down my face Just give me some breathing space Cos I wanna be Emo I dont Wannabe heard, Thought I really do Im a Wannabe Emo Now Im not an emo hardcore Though I come from a middle class home Im always looking for the backdoor So everyone can leave me alone Although were in the minority Weve got no respect for the authorities. Were the Wannabe Emos Shunned from society I Wannabe Emo Looking for a bit of variety Cos were the Wannabe Emos Im a Wannabe Emo Cos we Wannabe Emos I Wannabe Emo ______________________________ Signed, Lincoln G. Bansob. With a little help from his friend monty (antsin.
Elgibbo	Re: My two poems	#1	[-]
Posts: 71 (04/19/07 17:20:15) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Excusez-moi, for double posting, but here is the second poem, Entitled "Aha! Aha! To a sauciest, idiotic labia + T", it is a nonsense poem inspired by jabberwocky. Major cookies to whoever can actually get it, there is a couple of word play tricks in there. The clues are: Each line in the stanza are related though you may have to switch a few things around The title has a puzzle in it related to the poem. One other thing too. Aha! Aha! To a sauciest, idiotic labia + T Lynch rand(O)m dear. Said the the man who liked dogs A wy do(G) deer Dreds the weary og. Im the sm(A)ll death Announced the thin man Hi(S) fence grim, a storm breath, I'm gonna do the best i can!- Oh dear! aid. Is ok to rhy(M)e The racer i fade Unease nun, ran, see lime. Avenger's acute hero; I warm billions Boozy sun, zero Aw, rib millions Helium madman, is a; Casual cissy Tiny tom ran, A chum duels maniacal missy Try hero part Suggested the low jr king Ill wet my heart Or sell no sting Cool! a recipe. Exclaimed the dead poser A machine that sings agree Afar of closer The scroll wailer; Aha! aha! to a sauciest, idiotic labia. ____________________________________ Signed, Lincoln G. Bansob. With a little help from his friend monty (antsin.
Boss Hamster	Re: My two poems	#2	[-]
Posts: 2968 (04/19/07 21:02:50) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Three things. 1: Welcome to the Sector, the Mokey. If you can figure out why I've decided to call you the Mokey, than I shall revere you as a god among men (or women, if you're really sneaky about your post style). Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a kitten. 2 - Concerning Poem #1: If it was possible to laugh one's lungs out through one's trachea without violating the laws of physics, I would be suing you for severe injuries right now. Enormous applause. 3 - Concerning Poem #2: No cookies for this monster, I'm afraid - the entire thing soared over my head like a majestic eagle, dropping some sort of guano upon me as it passed by. I tentatively wiped some out of my hair and gasped in awe, for it was composed of pure genius. In conclusion, I think you'll fit right in here. ----- ~ Wolfgang Kaiser, Zeppelin Vigilante ~ "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867"
Elgibbo	Re: My two poems	#3	[-]
Posts: 71 (04/21/07 23:55:59) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ok. Thank you very much for your post boss, it has increased my confidence greatly coming from you. And yes I am a guy. Three things, in reply; 1."Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a kitten." Now, is this your catchphrase or a random quote or simon murray's quote. or perhaps some bizzare clue to something. Eitherways that's extremely cool because I do these things all the time. Now calling me Mokey or the mokey, your either calling me a gay black pornstar, a tripper, or u dude who rocks. 2.Thank you very much. 3.awwww shucks... I hope I do fit right in here. I guess I'll have to start doing this to help as it seems everyone's doing it. _______________________________________ Signed, Lincoln G. Bansob. With a little help from his friend monty (antsin.
Ablean Buckslinger	Re: My two poems	#4	[-]
Posts: 3152 (04/22/07 00:16:14) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	*Quote:* Now, is this your catchphrase or a random quote or simon murray's quote. or perhaps some bizzare clue to something. It's nothing, just don't do it, 'K? Now never speak of it again. *Quote:* Eitherways that's extremely cool because I do these things all the time. Now calling me Mokey or the mokey, your either calling me a gay black pornstar, a tripper, or u dude who rocks. Not quite I fear. (I got it Boss - you're a smart'un!)
Elgibbo	Re: My two poems	#5	[-]
Posts: 71 (04/22/07 05:09:45) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Is it 'cos...........................You don't get me, and it soars straight over your head? _______________________________________ Signed, Lincoln G. Bansob. With a little help from his friend monty (antsin.
Boss Hamster	Re: My two poems	#6	[-]
Posts: 2968 (04/22/07 09:58:50) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Murray Simon, actually. Navigator aboard the airship America, and friend to Kiddo the Airship Kitten. I believe his exact words were: "You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat." As for your new moniker: Nope. Good guesses, though. I'll give you a hint - it has to do with omission, and I don't doubt that Ablean's got it right. I'm still puzzling over that poem, though... EDIT: Wait, I definitely just saw the sneakily-embedded "ORGASM" there. Nice one - the tripped me up. ----- ~ Wolfgang Kaiser, Zeppelin Vigilante ~ "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867"
Ablean Buckslinger	Re: My two poems	#7	[-]
Posts: 3152 (04/22/07 12:43:13) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I see that too. I thought that maybe it was quite obvious like the first letter of each line made it spell out a word. But since the first two letters were L-S-, I have thrown this theory out the window.
Boss Hamster	Re: My two poems	#8	[-]
Posts: 2968 (04/22/07 13:22:49) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Question: Does it have anything to do with Marvel Comics, the occult, or astrophysics? 'Cause if not, I'm definitely on the wrong track. ----- ~ Wolfgang Kaiser, Zeppelin Vigilante ~ "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867"
Elgibbo	Re: My two poems	#9	[-]
Posts: 71 (04/22/07 16:18:14) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Nope Boss. Your on the wrong track there. Ablean, You are on the right track though on one part of it. Hmmmmmm Mokey, that's a tickler.... Smokey without the 'S'? Dictionary.com Definition of Omission: 1. the act of omitting. 2. the state of being omitted. _______________________________________ Signed, Lincoln G. Bansob. With a little help from his friend monty (antsin.
Boss Hamster	Re: My two poems	#10	[-]
Posts: 2968 (04/22/07 16:37:49) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I'll give you another hint. The omission is from both your actual username and the name I gave you. ----- ~ Wolfgang Kaiser, Zeppelin Vigilante ~ "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867"

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