Inflation: All scores higher than 999,999 are divided by 1000.
Best card game EVER
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Posts: 1688 (05/07/08 20:55:12) |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 531 (05/07/08 22:03:22) |
Burn Your Extra Marks!: Did someone say inflation? All
points over 200,000 will be used to power our steamships! Now here's 3000 points to buy some lunch.
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05/07/08 22:06:01.
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 534 (05/22/08 21:00:49) |
¡uoıʇɐʇuǝıɹo ɹǝdoɹd ɹıǝɥʇ oʇ pǝuɹnʇǝɹ sqǝʍɹǝqʎɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ pǝʌlos ǝq uɐɔ ʎɹǝʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ lıʇun 'dn ǝpıs ʇɥƃıɹ pǝʎɐld pɹɐɔ ʎɹǝʌǝ ɹoɟ sʇuıod 88
˙ʎɐʍ ƃuoɹʍ ǝɥʇ pǝddılɟ uǝǝq ʎlsnoıɹǝʇsʎɯ sɐɥ ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ uo ǝslǝ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ 'ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʇou sı pɹɐɔ sıɥʇ
"Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 564 (05/23/08 01:28:50) |
Wolfgang Has A Mac: Mystery solved! 221 points, Holmes.
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 228 (05/23/08 03:58:30) |
Yes Indeed:
Holmes received his 221 points in the drawing room, though why it's called a drawing room I don't know. Certainly I've never seen any drawing, painting or sketching going on in there. Maybe it's a euphemism. Those Victorians were very naughty in that case. Anyway, Holmes leapt to his feet, shouting "Good lord, Watson!" and I said "I'm not Watson!" and he said "Oh." The End. 444 points if you can also wreck a literary masterpiece while making a legitimate card. |
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 536 (05/23/08 10:59:15) |
): ˙˙˙ɹǝɥʇıǝ 'ɥƃnoɥʇ 'sʇuıod ou
"Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 566 (05/23/08 21:21:25) |
Get A Clue: It was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory, not the Drawing Room! You may not finish the case now. And Colonel Mustard gets all your
points.
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 539 (05/23/08 22:12:17) |
˙˙˙puɐɐɐsnoɥʇ ǝuıu ɹǝʌo sǝoƃ ʇı ǝɔuo ʇno ɥɔʇɐʍ ʇsǝq p,noʎ ˙sʇuıod oʍʇ ʎq sǝsɐǝɹɔuı lǝʌǝl ɹǝʍod ʎɯ ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ 'ɹǝʍod sı ǝƃpǝlʍouʞ
ʍouʞ ǝʍ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo uıʞs ǝɥʇ ɥʇɐǝuǝq sƃuıɥʇ lnɟıʇnɐǝq puɐ pɐɯ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 230 (05/24/08 06:55:00) |
.sʇuıod pǝɹpunɥ oʍʇ snuıɯ suɹɐǝ ʇı buıbɐuɐɯ ǝslǝ ǝuoʎuɐ .ʇı buıop uǝǝq ǝʌ,noʎ ʍoɥ ʇno pǝʞɹoʍ ʇsnɾ ı 'sı ʇɹɐd ʇsɹoʍ ǝɥʇ
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Ablean Buckslinger |
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Posts: 3178 (05/24/08 08:23:11) |
Level 53 Espeon: Michael releases Espeon. It uses Confusion. Everyone loses 400 points (after weaknesses and resistances are applied) and
there is a 50/50 chance of being confused.
I am also jealous that you can turn your writing upside down and I can't 
Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal, highway or side streets, kiss her or keep her, we make
choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness, it's the best anyone can do.
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 544 (05/24/08 16:17:41) |
d: ˙ƃuıop ǝɹɐ ı puɐ ʞɔnp ǝʞıl ƃuıʇɐǝɥɔ ʇsǝƃƃns ı 'ɥƃnoɥʇ 'ʇɥƃıɹ ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ
ʇuɐʍ ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ ɟı ¡uʍop ǝpısdn sı ǝslǝ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ¡uʍop ǝpısdn ʇou sı ʇxǝʇ sıɥʇ
ʍouʞ ǝʍ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo uıʞs ǝɥʇ ɥʇɐǝuǝq sƃuıɥʇ lnɟıʇnɐǝq puɐ pɐɯ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 233 (05/25/08 01:41:38) |
Super Effective!
Vortex Psyduck has fainted. You got £7520 cash for winning! Now beat the Elite Four all over again and reset your gameboy. |
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anonymouse21 |
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Posts: 466 (06/15/08 20:24:29) |
The Game
Any player that looks at this card and does not lose the game gets Forty seven thousand points. |
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Lord DragonFang |
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Posts: 1714 (06/16/08 01:58:09) |
Fixed!
anonymouse21 Gets 500 points for retrieving the card game. |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 619 (06/16/08 09:40:17) |
Oh crap: I just lost the game again. Minus five points.
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anonymouse21 |
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Posts: 474 (06/19/08 00:51:24) |
Wait, there already was a game card? Shame be upon me!
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 256 (06/19/08 04:56:38) |
Shame Be Upon Thee
Break all Ten Commandments in a single sentence and we'll give you seventy thousand points. |
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 647 (06/19/08 13:06:26) |
As You Command
God damnit, I would make a sentence like that, but I'm too busy worshipping an idol of Ba'al (because he's way better than my stupid old mother and father) that I built on the Sabbath out of my own illegitimate babies (the result of adultery with my neighbour's wife, after I falsely accused my neighbour of tax fraud and moved into his sweet house while he was serving time) - babies which I murdered using stolen goods. 70,000 points and an eternity in Hell, please! 
ʍouʞ ǝʍ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo uıʞs ǝɥʇ ɥʇɐǝuǝq sƃuıɥʇ lnɟıʇnɐǝq puɐ pɐɯ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 623 (06/20/08 00:07:07) |
Mwahaha!: You've gone to hell, but did such a thourough job of it, you're now Satan's errand boy. 500 evil points, and the
sinister dry cleaning are yours to pick up.
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 273 (07/13/08 07:01:11) |
Chinese Laundry Blues: A window cleaner steals your ukelele while your Sergeant-Major is leaning on a lamppost nearby. Go and get your little
stick of Blackpool rock from the Isle of Man and make a card about Aunt Maggie. +22 awful films.
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