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Posts: 462 (05/03/08 15:26:12) |
What you need is a machine that never gets lost. You'd wear some sort of collar or implant that gives off a signal, and when it feels that signal getting
weaker it follows you on its little wheels, screaming like a lost child.
I get the feeling a lot of people would lose it on purpose. "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 516 (05/03/08 19:38:10) |
An ice cream machine. Not the kind that makes it, we already have those. But something like a replicator from Star Trek, where you can just be sitting there
and say, "Gee, I wish I had some ice cream," and POOF! Ice cream would appear. And if you were even more specific, like, "I wish I had vanilla
ice cream with chocolate sauce on top," POOF! That would appear. Yes, I would get enourmously fat, but ice cream at will!
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Xbon12 |
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Posts: 5 (05/03/08 22:29:17) |
CRtheMighty wrote: Well obviously, a car will be speeding, and will smash into you and you'll wake up in the hospital with the apeture science handheld portal device in your hand! But then you'll wanna infinity loop on the bed and the ceiling. |
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 204 (05/04/08 04:59:03) |
Xbon12 wrote: You're like my ex; Portal-mad. I didn't think GLaDOS would let you out for long enough to get hit by a car, anyway.
"Language is a primary element of culture, and stasis in the arts is tantamount to death." - Charles Marsh |
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Syera |
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Posts: 203 (05/06/08 17:47:19) |
A USB pen for a computer that works like a laser mouse. A lot like a tablet, but without the tablet.
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Ablean Buckslinger |
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Posts: 3108 (05/06/08 22:25:58) |
A pill that converts fat to muscle.
Oh, vaguely interesting pill-based news. When I was temping a couple of years ago, there was this guest at one of the weddings I got talking to, and it turned out he worked for a pharmaceutical company. Apparently, there is now this pill in the world that instantly sobers you up. Well, sort of. It cancels out the effects of the alcohol so you can think better and walk straighter, but the alcohol is still in your system so if you went driving with it and got pulled over, you'd still be arrested for drink-driving. Therefore, it's not on the market and probably can't ever be, but still it interested me. And sounded like it was just something done IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!! Some people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons. |
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 212 (05/07/08 12:32:23) |
Wrong thread, Bean.
What I COULD do with is a Sarcasm Detector. I'm not sure half the time and the other half, I'm completely lost. |
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