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Posts: 364 (05/01/08 15:27:15) |
Protection from Strange Cave Beings:
Wave this card in whoever speaks in cave speak's face and any rules that they put out will not apply to you. 2,000 points just to defy Wolfgang. |
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 449 (05/01/08 15:38:30) |
reality check:
wolfgang not see any cards waved in wolfgang's face. wolfgang think nonny forget ultimate virtual nature of internet experience, in that it difficult to physically wave "card" that exist only in textual medium. therefore it clearly not viable, hur hur. "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 196 (05/01/08 15:47:16) |
oh, wolfgang always make Ducky laugh, when wolfgang make reference at internet thing and sound dumb, more dumb than coyote but better smart than emu
emu crouch, tiger leap: dragon no exist except does in localized stable quasi-matrix. if understand quantum physic and have bones like ox and brain like wolfgang, get twenty six point (but no more cuz what wolfgang say count on fingers and toes - me no stupid like mammoth) |
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Gem Sealed Emperor |
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Posts: 152 (05/01/08 18:01:56) |
sharp poke with stick: is sharp poke with stick. one point.
you want more? fine. gse give you more. *scribble scribble* sharp poke with stick: is sharp poke with stick. one point. heyday of smartness and things beyond cave-gse's tiny think-place: strange thing fall from sky. strange man come out. Is wearing odd furs. Strange man calls it a 'skarf' and 'cote.' The man tells us his name is The Master. I begin to like him. He tells us of worlds and times beyond our own. I must say, I was sad when he left. However, I cannot say I regret his visit. Cavespeak is henceforth eliminated in the presence of such an epic, life-changing event. 100 points for accepting the visit of The Master, Hero of the People.
Because sometimes you just have to ask yourself "How does one fight an indestructible being that moves faster
than time?"
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Posts: 514 (05/02/08 22:02:50) |
Hooked on Phonics: Ten points for every correctly spelled, punctuated, and capitalized word. Bonus ten for correct pronouns.
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Vortex Duck |
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Posts: 199 (05/03/08 04:35:03) |
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
Ouch. If one can prounounce it, one shall receive twenty points and a place in the Guiness Book of World Records. ---------- 60 words (including this spiel) x 10 points is 600 points, plus twenty points for using 'one' as the correct pronoun twice. Plus twenty points and a place in the Guiness Book of World Records, making my total for this post 640 points. |
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 460 (05/03/08 13:02:02) |
New-mo-no-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcano-coney-osis. It's not actually that tough when you put your mind to it. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going
to capitalize on CR's card, since CR never said that the words had to be mine...
This Is An Infodump: When Zarathustra was thirty years old, he left his home and the lake of his home, and went into the mountains. There he enjoyed his spirit and solitude, and for ten years did not weary of it. But at last his heart changed,--and rising one morning with the rosy dawn, he went before the sun, and spake thus unto it: Thou great star! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou shinest! For ten years hast thou climbed hither unto my cave: thou wouldst have wearied of thy light and of the journey, had it not been for me, mine eagle, and my serpent. But we awaited thee every morning, took from thee thine overflow and blessed thee for it. Lo! I am weary of my wisdom, like the bee that hath gathered too much honey; I need hands outstretched to take it. I would fain bestow and distribute, until the wise have once more become joyous in their folly, and the poor happy in their riches. Therefore must I descend into the deep: as thou doest in the evening, when thou goest behind the sea, and givest light also to the nether-world, thou exuberant star! Like thee must I GO DOWN, as men say, to whom I shall descend. Bless me, then, thou tranquil eye, that canst behold even the greatest happiness without envy! Bless the cup that is about to overflow, that the water may flow golden out of it, and carry everywhere the reflection of thy bliss! Lo! This cup is again going to empty itself, and Zarathustra is again going to be a man. Thus began Zarathustra's down-going. 10 points for Zarathustra. 3630 points for Wolfgang. "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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Posts: 1684 (05/06/08 15:48:14) |
CZKH: The sound this thread makes whenever it breaks, which does tend to happen. At least it wasn't my fault this time. Way to go.
-500 points and go sit in the corner! |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 525 (05/06/08 22:28:36) |
Better Clean Up Before Mom Gets Home: Ten points to the broom. Five for the dustpan.
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Posts: 396 (05/07/08 20:03:09) |
Yay for procrastinators- 40 points if you can procrastinate until five minutes before she gets back. 3,000,000 if you can get all that you
were supposed to do done in time after procrastination- yay for you, you didn't lose your allowance.
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