For everyone else, though, u can has teh Lolcat Bible.
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
Christianity, Interwob'd |
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Some of you may not want to see this (I'm looking straight at you, LDF), so I'm warning you beforehand: what you are about to view is nothing less than
the brutal disfigurement of thousands upon thousands of words and phrases, twisted from their original pristine forms into crude mockeries of proper speech and
hammered haphazardly into place amongst their scarred, weeping brethren in a project so terrifyingly massive in its ambition that it makes Morgoth's
corruption of the Elves look like a humdrum session of Extreme Makeovers: Middle Earth Edition. If you have doubts about your ability to refrain from angry
capitalized rants about God and your poor eyes, replete with an overabundance of nauseated emoticons, I strongly advise you not to look - or at the very least
to pretend you didn't.
For everyone else, though, u can has teh Lolcat Bible.
1 It was a dark and stormy night,
2 And the Captain said to the mate, 3 "Tell us a story." 4 And the story is as follows: 5 (go to line 1) |
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Ablean Buckslinger |
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1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
Love. It. Already. *wonders if he should forward this to the God Squad* Some people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons. |
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Gem Sealed Emperor |
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It's...
It's... Well, it's something.
Because sometimes you just have to ask yourself "How does one fight an indestructible being that moves faster
than time?"
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Lethe Gray |
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It's funneh.
I've had that linked for a while, it's been in progress a long time. |
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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*wonders if he should forward this to the God Squad* Do it. Nothing hurts the religious machine's credibility more than its own members speaking out fervently against amusing and harmless things - and if they're not steamed, maybe they'll contribute! "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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anonymouse21 |
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That's hilarious!! It bugs me when people talk like that though... But, lol! lolz... rofl...
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CRtheMighty |
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Lolcats amuse me. And my religous sense isn't apalled. Thus, I decree this: funny. Of course, it is also 2:30 in the morning.
What frightens me, though, is not how various zealotry will take it, but rather that this might be just a titch more easily understandable than the original... |
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Lethe Gray |
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This one and the Lego Bible, both - they stick to a reasonably good version of it, and don't tend to leave stuff out like many more modern interpretations
do. The Lego one really impressed me, this one just leaves me gasping for air.
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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I did Judges 10! It's boring as hell, but most of the bible is, and all the good bits are pretty much gone.
"Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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Lethe Gray |
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oooooh I wish my old Babel program still worked. Stick the whole bible into a program like that and watch it spit out *almost entirely the same book*....
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