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I think that I vaguely recall what you're talking about... But that's not where my name comes from. It comes from when I was like 8 and I couldn't remember how to spell anonymous. And so I figured that I could just remind myself of how to spell anonymous by telling myself that it was pronounced Anonymouse and then I remembered just fine. I figured later on that it was a fairly cool name... and that on forums people really have no idea of who I am (unless I know you and I just don't know it. I don't.) soooooooooo Anonymouse might be a pretty cool name. ...Right?

Darn... I answered these questions earlier, but wasn't able to finish and in not being able to finish, I lost them.

The first time I opened a book? Unfortunately, I do not remember, however, I do remember what I used to do with books before I could read. I would make up stories and "read" them aloud to people out of all my random picture books. They were quite vivid in my head, too. Thinking back on that and all the other crazy things that I did, I wonder how I had such a large imagination... humm.
Animals from outer space? Caterpillars, with their uncanny fuzziness and random markings, they are the most outer space-like animal that I can think of. Errg, I wish that my mother would calm down right now.. sorry, random thought.
Was Napoleon really that short? Perhaps not, although I am not entirely sure. I think that his worst enemy cast some sort of illusion spell on him and made him look like he was short.
And I don't know anything about what Mr. Sherlock Holmes, said, I am far too... ignorant of such things. But did he?
Where is Amelia Earhart? Perhaps... she was picked up by space caterpillars. They took her to their space ship and gave her immortality in return for teaching them how to fix a fizzy drink. They're quite good at it now, you know.
Hypotenuse... that's the shortest side, right? Wait... that's where Amelia Earhart must be!! Sorry, I was ignorant of what a Bermuda Triange was, so I had to google it.. the hypotenuse, eh? The hypotenuse is the side where the least people have ever been. Therefore, it's the shortest side because the smallest amount of people have seen it and putting all together the lengths of the Bermuda Triangle, at least times how many people have seen each side, the hypotenuse would be the side that the least people have been on. I hope that I satisfactorily confused you, because I have no idea what "kilophenomena" means. My computer says that I spelled it wrong, gasp!
All the bees are gone because of... it. '(and this depends on how you think of it- it can be half of a word, such as "itchy", but it can also just mean what it appears to mean, while at the same time as being half of the word itchy. Mwa ha!)
And you actually can convince someone of that, because my mom nearly did... she started rambling on about how none of us could know, and for a period of time I was confused and thought that all colors that people saw were different. Mosh, that was a strange time...
No, China is infact not secretly planning to take over the world. That's the advanced race of space- caterpillars.
And the last question- about forty-two. That's the meaning of life, and it's the answer "to life, the universe, and everything". So ha!

I hope that I have confused you greatly- that was part of my goal. The other part was to actually answer the questions. But yes, they are very clever...