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Posts: 129 (02/27/08 08:28:01) |
Theme Song = Edguy's Superheroes.
No, I don't care whether you like it or not, that's gotta be it. Or I'll make your toaster chase you through the streets, screaming. 
"Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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CRtheMighty |
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Posts: 396 (02/27/08 21:47:42) |
I've had a villain run through the streets eating a hot dog... >.>
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Gem Sealed Emperor |
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Posts: 81 (02/27/08 23:19:33) |
But imagine, if you will, Darth Vader explaining to Luke that he should turn to the dark side so they can rule the galaxy as father and son... While holding an
ice cream cone. Preferably strawberry.
Even historical villains loose their oomph if given Ice Cream. Mussolini in his grand hall would look quite piddly with a sundae, and if you were to replace the war god sword of Genghis Khan with some form of cold, sweet treat, you would think less of his terrible villain powers. Edit: Or was it Atilla the Hun? ... Gem Sealed Signature:
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AsmodaiEffect |
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Posts: 602 (02/27/08 23:50:26) |
Nonsense Ablean, we can both use the idea. -sticks out tongue- Because I've now become terribly attached to the idea of my cyborg villain trying to prevent
a cone of ice cream melting into his hand-joints.
I believe in aristocracy - if that is the right word and if a democrat may use it. Not an aristocracy of power, based on rank and influence,
but an aristocracy of the sensitive, the considerate, and the plucky. Its members are to be found in all nations and all classes, and through the ages, and
there is a secret understanding between them when they meet. They represent the true human tradition, the one permanent victory of our queer race over
cruelty and chaos.
- E. M. Forster
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 Lord DragonFang |
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Posts: 1602 (02/28/08 00:42:07) |
Nothing ruins evil creditability like chasing a kitten.
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 132 (02/28/08 07:53:28) |
Oh, I don't know. As long as you did something suitably dastardly when you catch the kitten, I think it could be forgiven.
Or never ever forgiven, depending on which side of the good-evil spectrum you've decided to plant yourself. "Kidnapping Nubile Victorian Ladies Since 1867" |
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SkyWookiee |
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Posts: 12 (02/28/08 23:42:19) |
What about being chased by a kitten?
http://skywookiee.deviantart.com/
Height-Invention of the Look-Light
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Ablean Buckslinger |
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Posts: 2851 (02/28/08 23:52:52) |
Depends how big the kitten is, and if it's carrying a knife.
Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal, highway or side streets, kiss her or keep her, we
make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness, it's the best anyone can do.
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CrusadersUnderwear |
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Posts: 399 (02/29/08 07:00:00) |
When does a kitten need a knife? It has claws and all those nasty little teeth.
Superheros by Edguy...that'll work. Plant yourself? Please explain Wolfgang.
From the day I'm born till the day I die, the only side I'm on is my own!
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Wolfgang Kaiser |
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Posts: 141 (02/29/08 07:41:38) |
'Twas a metaphor, nothing important.
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