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Fortunately for me, my Embedded Stabilizing Hormones kick into high gear, disabling my sense of smell to leave more room for moody fits of rage.

Time to fire up the Internal Infectionion. Rancid onion rings spew from a dispenser on my arm, reeking with powerful stench and various forms of food-borne illness. Just try and return that for a full refund!

Hang on, your brain's on fire? That can't be good for the nervous system, unless you've encased your neurons in asbestos or something. Which might be even worse.

Aaanyway, taste the salty vengeance of my Perspiration Fluid! It's not just sweat (no, really), it's a flame-retardant compound forcibly ejected from every pore on my body! And it stings like the Dickens, I'll have you know!

I would assume that by now everyone is sterting to feel the effects of my Irradiating Bones, eh? Plutonium will do that to a bloke.