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For Sale: Hyperspatial Saw
Works wonders with all materials, saws perfectly straight and smooth, only 30terawatts energy requirments! Am selling due to a slight tendency to rip holes in the fabric of space while sawing logs for firewood. 3000 credits or near offer.
Get the gist? The idea here is to create a classified advert (does everyone call them that in other countries?) for a randomly generated object. The equipment section of the Sanctum is a good place to start for ideas. I'll do a couple more just to get the ball rolling.
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Cheap Bane's Lotion
A creamy white paste that has been sitting in my cupboard of forbidden cosmetics for a few years now, in a nice glass bottle with a bluish tint. I'm getting rid of it because I just can't figure out for the life of me what it's supposed to be the bane of. All offers accepted.
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2988 Model Impactcarrier for sale
Brilliant battlestar type vessel, ideal for the aspiring overlord's first vehicle of galactic domination. Only 200 light years on the clock, and a quad turbo singularity engine under the hood. You'll blow away stars with this beast. Why sell? It won't fit in my garage. I'll accept either galactic currency or a small gas giant, I'm not picky.
