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        <![CDATA[ Quote:For Sale: Hyperspatial SawWorks wonders with all materials, saws perfectly straight and smooth, only 30terawatts energy requirments! Am selling due to a slight tendency to rip holes in the fabric of space while sawing logs for firewood. 3000 credits or near offer.Get the gist? The idea here is to create a classified advert (does everyone call them that in other countries?) for a randomly generated object. The equipment section of the Sanctum is a good place to start for ideas. I'll do a... ]]>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hee, wonderful! Reminds me of a couple of joke items that guys at my technical course put on TradeMe, and apparently someone once sold an imaginary pet in a
box on eBay. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 20:34:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I can&#39;t help but laugh mirthfully, because of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dancingyak.co.uk/blog/2006/08/technobabble-and-social-engineering.html">this</a>. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ And for those of you wondering what contest would be inspired by this:
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<a title="Sanctum store" target="_blank" href="http://www.seventhsanctum.com/contests.php">Sanctum Store</a>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Really X? Could be an interesting branch out from character artwork. How would you have it work? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:37:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Just thought I&#39;d let you know that I&#39;m considering this as the basis of a future contest. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ FOR SALE: Atom-powered Aquatutu
<br>
Used once. Children&#39;s size 8. Thought it would be perfect for my daughter&#39;s water ballet, resulted only in scaring the !@#*/ out of her and the
instructor. May need to consider adjusting throttle down for youngsters and skittish teachers. Will trade for Nuclear-powered Ectoplasm Gyrokazoo / O.B.O. Call
evenings only please. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>For Sale:</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>One Near-mint condition Screaming Reacher.  Ideal for getting to those hard-to-get-to places.  However, Earplugs or Mufflers are required for safe operation.  Silencer sold separately.  500 units of Gold-Pressed Latinum or best offer.<br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END-->Four Thousand Capsules of Chocolate-Coated Dimension NucleoShampoo.  Please note, loss of hair or life is not my... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:55:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE START--><span style="text-decoration:underline">For sale</span><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>Light-Dart <br>The guy at the shop said it was a flashlight when I bought it but at home when I went to turn it on it shot out and broke my moms' Ming Vase. I'll also throw in some good mosaic pieces for <!--EZCODE BOLD... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sorry, this was so much fun I had to do it again. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Minty Geomelter</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->: Melt all those pesky landslides and cave ins.  Leaves the a minty fresh scent and several tons of pudding-like substance when finished.  Pudding substance not edible.  100 gold or best offer.<br><br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:04:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ For Sale:  Poison Acid<br><br>Handy two-in-one item.  Many uses.  Need to get rid of those annoying dogooders?  Poison them.  Got a nasty stain?  This is guaranteed to remove it.  Will sell cheap.<br><br>*not responsible for horrific accidents involving underwear stains<br><br><br><br>For Sale:  Boots of the Sadistic Sea Serpents' Ceremony of Subtlety<br><br>Super rare!  Required footwear for any Ceremony of Subtlety.  Bright, vibrant colors.  Recovered from the Sadistic Sea Serpents' den,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:01:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>One off auction:  Crystal of Misery</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>One slightly used Crystal of Misery (has been used as focal point for two quests and is now slightly less miserable). In spite common internet reviews, I wouldn't recommend pairing it with the Staff of Company, they really don't get along. Makes for a nice treasure horde item, or an ingredient for an old fashioned fetch quest. <br>Up for grabs for 500 Blue Shillings or best offer, (will trade... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:40:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>For sale:</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Codex of Lust</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Slightly used.<br>Worn edges, centerfolds missing, most pages sticky.<br><br>Free or best offer ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>For Sale: Cheap!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>For the low, low price of 1,000 Red Archers, I'll be willing to part with my<br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Knight L-829!!! </strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>A Giant Fighting robot armed with the new and improved Ice Blade, this Mech can generate an aura of cold and deflect attacks with hand to hand weapons! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ After finding some sealed bays in my ship, Nautilus, here's what I'm submitting to this inter-universe Classifieds.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Concrete Compuknitter</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> - New Condition, still in orginial packaging.  Automatically knit all of your concrete needs.  No more messy pouring!  Price: 8 5lbs bags of quartz dust or best offer.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Supersonic Flatuence Indicator</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> - Old 1970's model.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Looking through my Sci-Fi Tools, I've got:<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Retrodrill</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>It's groovy, baby.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Energy File</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>For high shine nails.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Vortex Dynoawl</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>As with a regular awl, no one knows what it's for. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:32:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I went through my Magic Item Junk Drawer and found:<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>The four parts of the Bloody Fetish of Combat</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->: Somewhat bloody.  Used once.  Parts are kind of sticky.  One previous owner, deceased.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Glandular System of the Ogre and the Kraken: Dissimilarities</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->: Not really useful, but there's some interesting insights.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Cone of... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:06:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh man, the <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=jokegadget">Wacky Gadget Generator</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> is <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>gold</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> for this challenge.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Death Mascara</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>It used to be my fianc's, but due to existiential reasons, she won't  be needing it any more. I gaurantee satisfaction with this product, and your family will save a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:13:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>For Sale: Three Parts of the Celestial Flame Statue</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>Head, Left Hand and Right Knee, mint condition. Excellent collector's items. Occasionally glow with malevolent energy for no discernible reason. Was originally planning to gather all twelve parts and summon Cinderghoul the Evil, but abandoned due to insufficient funds. 300,000G or best offer.<div class='signature'><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:30:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>For Sale: Hyperspatial Saw</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>Works wonders with all materials, saws perfectly straight and smooth, <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>only</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> 30terawatts energy requirments! Am selling due to a <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>slight</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> tendency to rip holes in the fabric of space while sawing logs for firewood.... ]]></description>

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