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        <![CDATA[ Okay, here's me trying to think outside the square for challenges. I present, the Irony Challenge! One person will give a situation, and the next person will explain why that situation is so ironic.Eg/ 1:XWayfarer finally finishes the Battlecard Generator.2:Unfortunately Lord DragonFang died yesterday, and no one else really wants to use it.Get it? Yeah, I know, I'm really bad at these.Okay, I'll start the ball rolling:Nearly unlimited drinking water is found underground beneath Australia. ]]>
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			<description><![CDATA[ However, it turns out merely to be a ripoff of someone else's, and you have to pay the legal fees. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You achieve enlightenment. This isn't ironic, nor is it not ironic, nor is it both at the same time, nor neither.<br><br>The presence of an actual, satisfactory outcome on a thread about Irony, on the other hand, actually is.<br><br>Following up on Boss Hamster's reference, you discover an <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2404" target="top">adorably blasphemous new webcomic.</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><div class='signature'>________________<br>My... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Your uncle had wierd taste when it comes to Classical art, and there's not much you can do with a grossly obese statue of the goddess of luck (a vast Fortune, har har). <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->   <br><br>The Buddha surfs by on a stylized cloud and hands you a dandelion. The mysteries of the world are suddenly no mystery to you any more.<div class='signature'><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Unfortunately, heaven bears more than a passing resemblance to Sandusky*<br><br>You inherit a vast fortune from an uncle you didn't know you had.<br><br><br><br><br>*Ten points for reference<div class='signature'>________________<br>My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Yams.</div> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It's holding a placard which reads &quot;End Nuclear Testing Now&quot;.<br><br><br>God reveals Heaven and himself to the United Nations. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You stop posting there. Next post is the most ironic thing ever.<br><br><br><br>Whilst digging an arbitrary hole, you find a dinosaur skeleton. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ And then, of course, wake up.<br><br>You find the Irony thread to be less and less ironical. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You eventually become huge hits within your first year, but the publicity drives your drummer to drink and your keyboardist to drugs.  Your lead guitarist gets shot by a crazed fan and bleeds to death because the press won't get out of the way for the ambulance.  Your bassist sinks into deep depression upon the guitarist's death and refuses help.  You are arrested for public nudity when crazed fans rip your clothes off.  You're all forgotten within the next two years.<br><br>You land your... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ *Scratches head.* I don't see the irony there. Oh, I suppose if your captors went looking for you they'd have a bit of a hard time.<br><br><br>All part of the plan to evacuate humanity from the polluted confines of the Earth. Turns out the sky was an illusion, and space is a toxic wasteland even more polluted than the Earth. Everyone returns to clean up the planet, and have a big party.<br><br>You start a mildly psychedelic, progressive rock band. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ A child swallows it <br><br><br>You go up into space <br><br>Edit-<br>Dunno if that's Irony but.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Right after you forgot to pay the gravity bill! So now everything floats, and you have easy access to it!<br><br>You become imprisoned in a small glass marble. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It's Dobby the House-Elf.<br><br><br>You trip, forget to fall, and instead start flying. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>But it never stops!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> Eventually everyone on the planet suffocates under the weight of seventy trillion tons of cake, icing and sprinkles.<br><br>A cheerfully subservient fellow in a tuxedo shows up at your door one morning, insisting that he become your butler for no pay at all.<div class='signature'><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">-----<br>~ Wolfgang Kaiser, Zeppelin Vigilante ~<br><!--EZCODE... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ As you stand on a stage in front of the scientific community, ready to make the greatest leap for mankind imaginable, you come to the realization time pants don't work exactly as you think they might, as evidenced by the rousing round of laughter and name calling after you activate the device.  Oops.  The pants traveled to a different time, all right, but you didn't, and are left standing on stage clad only in your white and red polka-heart boxers.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>It... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You don't like coffee.<br><br><br>While cleaning your closet, you come across a functioning pair of time pants. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It turns out, YOU wrote it, and then accidentally sent it back in time. From the future.<br><br>The corporation behind Starbucks buys EVERYTHING. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The irony about this is that it works out perfectly fine, and nothing goes wrong whatsoever. You don't even have to use up any magical energy, or say stupid ancient phrases, or draw circles, or anything. Instead of hiding it and hoping no one discovers it, you let all your friends know about it and bask in their jealousy.<br><br>((Hey, no one said that the irony had to be negative... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Alack, you regain your footing from said stumble only to find the city crushed beneath your weight.  Millennia of culture, art, and scientific advancement are now stuck to the sole of your shoe.<br><br><br><br>You gain magical powers.<br><br><div class='signature'>________________<br>My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Yams.</div> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Technically, you discover death on another planet, as the planet is populated that sap the heat out of anything they come in contact with.<br><br>Turns out the guy who translated the ancient myths had really bad handwriting, and atlantis was a shrunken, not sunken, city.  You stumble upon the tiny, super-advanced civilization. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Turns out the moon really was made of green cheese. And it also turns out that ancient peoples put it up in space because it smelled. Bad. And now we have to deal with cheese stank.<br><br><br>You discover life on another planet. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Okay, here's me trying to think outside the square for challenges. I present, the Irony Challenge! One person will give a situation, and the next person will explain why that situation is so ironic.<br>Eg/ 1:XWayfarer finally finishes the Battlecard Generator.<br>2:Unfortunately Lord DragonFang died yesterday, and no one else really wants to use it.<br><br>Get it? Yeah, I know, I'm <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>really</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> bad at these.<br>Okay, I'll start the ball... ]]></description>

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