http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/topic/981/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:51:00 GMT Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:29:23 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/topic/981/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/19271/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-19271 Deathly Sharp Ointment of Water and Ease which not only puts all your gasping fish back into the water, but it lulls them into a false sense of security so it can CUT THEM INTO TINY BITS!

MAWHAHAHAHAHA!

...

(The evil laugh might have been a bit much. Maybe I should've just stuck with putting them back in the water....)

I reach for my Forbidden Shield of Mystic Gravediggers given... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (CrusadersUnderwear) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/19271 Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:29:22 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/18387/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-18387 Screaming Cats' Shoes that I'm wearing. They're not too pleasant.

Recovering from my dance, I strike back with the Pendant of Dire Fish, summoning a horde of Dire Fish to my aid! Much like Dire Wolves, they're just regular old fish - but scarier. Fear them. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Wolfgang Kaiser) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/18387 Sat, 03 May 2008 21:22:53 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/18368/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-18368 Sacred Drum of Water Rain to wash away your so called unspeakable harpsichord.

Now that I can breathe easier, I shall use my Dancing Pyramid to inflict an Egyptian dance upon you. Can you walk like an Egyptian? ]]> feeds@yuku.com (thewindwhisperer) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/18368 Sat, 03 May 2008 17:35:54 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/18198/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-18198 Foul Massive Lute. Good luck cleaning up the mess!
Now that the stage is set, I'll ready the most magnificent of instruments. The Unspeakable Harpsichord! Have I mentioned how much I love harpsichords? I play a rendition of Black Diamond, it's still awesome, only this version kills you. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lord DragonFang) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/18198 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:25:52 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/18177/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-18177 Mechanism of Ice and Infertility which will literally freeze your unmentionables off.
Following this somewhat lackluster of victories, I activate my backup plan, playing my Sitar of Carnage and Sadism. If you thought things were nigh-unmentionable before, well, they just got worse.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Gem Sealed Emperor) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/18177 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:16:26 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/18168/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-18168 man. I'm telling on you. A good thump on the Drum of Tritons should get their attention, and they'll nab back their hammer and waggle their webbed fingers at you very disapprovingly. Looks like someone just lost her seahorse privileges.

Look what else I've got to save my skin! A bona fide Elven Strong Quilted Armor of Metal Rings! Crafted from the tiniest little metal rings, this baby is actually soft enough... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Wolfgang Kaiser) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/18168 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:41:59 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/18155/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-18155 Marvelous Green Anklet! It doesn't do anything, but maybe you'll be distracted by its marvelousness whilst I pull out my Burning Hammer of Tritons and start smashing things to bits AND setting them on fire! I just hope the Tritons don't know I stole their hammer... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lilith Nightwalker) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/18155 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:43:22 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/18146/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-18146 Codex of Spectral Lust will entertain you instead. It's like the Kama Sutra for ghosts. And demons. And other things. And OH MY GOD what is that tentacle doing?!

*waits for everyone to die of exposure to things man was not meant to know*

And while I'm doing that I'll pull out the Ancient Spectre's Tower Shield of the Screaming Annihilator's Evocation of Benevolence to protect myself. It evokes,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Vortex Duck) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/18146 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:37:23 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/17957/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-17957
You should find better merchants. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lilith Nightwalker) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/17957 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:40:34 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/17955/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-17955 Damned Cutlass.

stupid, shoddily spot-welded piece of...
*grumble* ]]> feeds@yuku.com (anacharis) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/17955 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:19:26 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/17950/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-17950 Drum of Projection and Agility, and with it, I beat out a rhythm that not only proves your crossbow useless, but makes you less agile as well! Ha!

And now, see my Perfected Mandolin of the Serpent and hear as I play a serpentine tune to call giant serpents to me! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lilith Nightwalker) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/17950 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:48:43 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/17843/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-17843 Portable Earrings of Lava Shield, using one to put a dome around this warzone, and what the hey, I'll use the other to give Vortex some cover.
I then pull out my Crossbow of the Strangler and get to stranglin'.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Gem Sealed Emperor) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/17843 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:10:38 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/17819/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-17819
A fiendish ploy X, but truly I have you outmatched here! Behold! The Glorified Victor's Orb of the Haunted Creator! My glorified victory shall indeed be glorious, as this orb permits me to haunt the creator! X, nonetheless. Be haunted! Haunted I say!

Ahem. Have at thee Vortex! I attack you with my Animated Sword! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lord DragonFang) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/17819 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:45:23 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/17813/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-17813
LDF, first my Dwarven Meteoric Quilted Armor of Power Alteration, made from the finest Quilt Meteors, allows me to alter the power of the Lexicon so you become dumber!

Then the Animated Flute of the Sylvan Messiah gives me the ability to animate all the plants in the area into my personal army!
]]> feeds@yuku.com (XWayfarer) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/17813 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:20:17 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/17631/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-17631 Sack of Trickery Deflection over the Greater Box, concealing it within a trickery resistant shroud preventing it's use or recovery!

Now then, I set about reading the Lexicon of Magic. When I finish, surely the knowledge contained within will enable me to defeat you all!
...
Perhaps I should just eat it, that might work faster. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lord DragonFang) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/17631 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:33:56 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/17624/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-17624 Brazier of Human Seduction and persuades you to put it away without activating it. So nerr.
And out of my hat I pull the Greater Box. What it does, I'm not sure. But I'll just open it and hope. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Vortex Duck) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/17624 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:31:04 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/16595/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-16595 Song Li Cao's Robe of Serene Calm, which can place me in a state of Zen-like contemplation and eliminates all negative emotion, thus allowing me to plot my next move unmolested.

I then reach into the robe and pull out The Very Nasty Stone of St Jimmy that when activated does very, very nasty things to you. Very nasty. Like turning you into something with more knees than looks appropiate and lots... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (CMills22) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/16595 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:32:29 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/16094/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-16094 Cowardly King's Harpsichord of Distant Animals which calls uppon natures best insect hunters, the bats, to finish the job!

Ready to end this thread i pull out my Studious Viper's Blowgun of the Sigil of Anger and prep the gun to blast you all to smithereens... or atleast infuriate everyone to the extent of self combustion!
]]> feeds@yuku.com (mineyours) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/16094 Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:00:12 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/15694/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-15694
Not really all that much I can do about the slime, so I'll just don the Final Glowing Helm. It doesn't really do anything, but it's the final one so at least no one else can wear one.

Now then! About time to unleash something suitably fiendish against you all. Well, again. The Cube, Burning Mechanism, and Icy Machine were all colossal failures....
Behold! The Tome of Haunted Insects! I open it to the page... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lord DragonFang) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/15694 Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:30:34 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/reply/15687/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html#reply-15687 I'll just pull out this Sylvan Tool...
...uh...mind...gutter...

Nevermind I'll just put that aside and use the Ultimate Humanoids' Potion, though I'm not quite sure what it does.
Um....*waits*....it doesn't seem to be doing anything...
Screw it, I'll just pull out... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (CrusadersUnderwear) http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/sreply/15687 Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:37:49 GMT http://seventhsanctumsector.yuku.com/topic/981/t/Magic-Item-Challenge.html www.giantitp.com/forums/s...hp?t=44783

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