Best card game EVER

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feeds@yuku.com (Vortex Duck) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:01:11 GMT

Chinese Laundry Blues: A window cleaner steals your ukelele while your Sergeant-Major is leaning on a lamppost nearby. Go and get your little stick of Blackpool rock from the Isle of Man and make a card about Aunt Maggie. +22 awful films.

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feeds@yuku.com (CRtheMighty) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:07:07 GMT

Mwahaha!: You've gone to hell, but did such a thourough job of it, you're now Satan's errand boy. 500 evil points, and the sinister dry cleaning are yours to pick up.

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feeds@yuku.com (Wolfgang Kaiser) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:06:26 GMT

As You Command
God damnit, I would make a sentence like that, but I'm too busy worshipping an idol of Ba'al (because he's way better than my stupid old mother and father) that I built on the Sabbath out of my own illegitimate babies (the result of adultery with my neighbour's wife, after I falsely accused my neighbour of tax fraud and moved into his sweet house while he was serving time) - babies which I murdered using stolen goods.

70,000...

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feeds@yuku.com (Vortex Duck) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:56:38 GMT

Shame Be Upon Thee
Break all Ten Commandments in a single sentence and we'll give you seventy thousand points.

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feeds@yuku.com (anonymouse21) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:51:24 GMT

Wait, there already was a game card? Shame be upon me!

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feeds@yuku.com (CRtheMighty) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:40:17 GMT

Oh crap: I just lost the game again. Minus five points.

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feeds@yuku.com (Lord DragonFang) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:58:09 GMT

Fixed!
anonymouse21 Gets 500 points for retrieving the card game.

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feeds@yuku.com (anonymouse21) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 20:24:29 GMT

The Game
Any player that looks at this card and does not lose the game gets Forty seven thousand points.

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feeds@yuku.com (Vortex Duck) — Sun, 25 May 2008 01:41:38 GMT

Super Effective!
Vortex Psyduck has fainted. You got £7520 cash for winning!
Now beat the Elite Four all over again and reset your gameboy.

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feeds@yuku.com (Wolfgang Kaiser) — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:17:41 GMT

d: ˙ƃuıop ǝɹɐ ı puɐ ʞɔnp ǝʞıl ƃuıʇɐǝɥɔ ʇsǝƃƃns ı 'ɥƃnoɥʇ 'ʇɥƃıɹ ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ ɟı ¡uʍop ǝpısdn sı ǝslǝ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ¡uʍop ǝpısdn ʇou sı ʇxǝʇ sıɥʇ
:ʎpɐǝɹlɐ noʎ ploʇ ı

*ʞɔɐɯs ƃuıʎɟıʇɐɹƃ* ¡uoısnɟuoɔ sʇı uı ɟlǝsʇı ʇɹnɥ ʇı ¡pǝsnɟuoɔ sı...

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feeds@yuku.com (Ablean Buckslinger) — Sat, 24 May 2008 08:23:11 GMT

Level 53 Espeon: Michael releases Espeon. It uses Confusion. Everyone loses 400 points (after weaknesses and resistances are applied) and there is a 50/50 chance of being confused.

I am also jealous that you can turn your writing upside down and I can't

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feeds@yuku.com (Vortex Duck) — Sat, 24 May 2008 06:55:00 GMT

.sʇuıod pǝɹpunɥ oʍʇ snuıɯ suɹɐǝ ʇı buıbɐuɐɯ ǝslǝ ǝuoʎuɐ .ʇı buıop uǝǝq ǝʌ,noʎ ʍoɥ ʇno pǝʞɹoʍ ʇsnɾ ı 'sı ʇɹɐd ʇsɹoʍ ǝɥʇ

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feeds@yuku.com (Wolfgang Kaiser) — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:12:17 GMT

˙˙˙puɐɐɐsnoɥʇ ǝuıu ɹǝʌo sǝoƃ ʇı ǝɔuo ʇno ɥɔʇɐʍ ʇsǝq p,noʎ ˙sʇuıod oʍʇ ʎq sǝsɐǝɹɔuı lǝʌǝl ɹǝʍod ʎɯ ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ 'ɹǝʍod sı ǝƃpǝlʍouʞ

˙,ʇsnɯ ƃuıuɹnq, ɹo 'suǝpɹɐ ɯnʇsnɯ ɯɹoɟ oʇ (sıdɐuıs pǝllɐɔ) spǝǝs pɹɐʇsnɯ punoɹƃ ɥʇıʍ ',ʇsnɯ, sɐ uʍouʞ 'ǝɔınɾ ǝdɐɹƃ pǝʇuǝɯɹǝɟun pǝxıɯ ʎǝɥʇ ˙ʎɐpoʇ ʍouʞ ǝʍ spɹɐʇsnɯ pǝɹɐdǝɹd ǝɥʇ...

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feeds@yuku.com (CRtheMighty) — Fri, 23 May 2008 21:21:25 GMT

Get A Clue: It was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory, not the Drawing Room! You may not finish the case now. And Colonel Mustard gets all your points.

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feeds@yuku.com (Wolfgang Kaiser) — Fri, 23 May 2008 10:59:15 GMT

): ˙˙˙ɹǝɥʇıǝ 'ɥƃnoɥʇ 'sʇuıod ou

˙ǝɹǝɥ sɯnsıɯɐɟnoʎ ou 'ʎllɐɔıƃɐɹʇ ˙ɯooɹpǝq ,ǝʇɐʇs, ɹo 'lɐɯɹoɟ ɐ oʇ pǝl ʎllɐnsn puɐ (uolɐs ɹo ɯooɹ ǝʇɐʇs ǝɥʇ 'ʇuɐpuǝɔsǝp s,ɹǝqɯɐɥɔ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ ɹo) ɹǝqɯɐɥɔ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo uǝʇɟo sɐʍ ʇı ˙ʎɔɐʌıɹd ǝɹoɯ ɹoɟ ,ʍɐɹpɥʇıʍ, plnoɔ ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ uı sʇuǝɯʇɹɐdɐ uıɐɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ƃuıʎdnɔɔo...

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feeds@yuku.com (Vortex Duck) — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:58:30 GMT

Yes Indeed:
Holmes received his 221 points in the drawing room, though why it's called a drawing room I don't know. Certainly I've never seen any drawing, painting or sketching going on in there. Maybe it's a euphemism. Those Victorians were very naughty in that case.
Anyway, Holmes leapt to his feet, shouting "Good lord, Watson!" and I said "I'm not Watson!" and he said "Oh."
The End.

444 points if...

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feeds@yuku.com (CRtheMighty) — Fri, 23 May 2008 01:28:50 GMT

Wolfgang Has A Mac: Mystery solved! 221 points, Holmes.

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feeds@yuku.com (Wolfgang Kaiser) — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:00:49 GMT

¡uoıʇɐʇuǝıɹo ɹǝdoɹd ɹıǝɥʇ oʇ pǝuɹnʇǝɹ sqǝʍɹǝqʎɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ pǝʌlos ǝq uɐɔ ʎɹǝʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ lıʇun 'dn ǝpıs ʇɥƃıɹ pǝʎɐld pɹɐɔ ʎɹǝʌǝ ɹoɟ sʇuıod 88 ˙ʎɐʍ ƃuoɹʍ ǝɥʇ pǝddılɟ uǝǝq ʎlsnoıɹǝʇsʎɯ sɐɥ ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ uo ǝslǝ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ 'ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʇou sı pɹɐɔ sıɥʇ
uʍop ǝpısdn

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feeds@yuku.com (CRtheMighty) — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:03:22 GMT

Burn Your Extra Marks!: Did someone say inflation? All points over 200,000 will be used to power our steamships! Now here's 3000 points to buy some lunch.

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feeds@yuku.com (Lord DragonFang) — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:55:12 GMT

Inflation: All scores higher than 999,999 are divided by 1000.

Best card game EVER

feeds@yuku.com (Lilith Nightwalker) — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:07:53 GMT

... seriously. I played this with a couple of friends a few hours ago... it was TONS of fun.

Here.